Ill on Christmas Eve

Ugh! I am sick…. It occurs to me that I’ve been sick a lot this year. That sucks. Maybe next year will be less vomit filled.

The boy and I are meant to be off to my mum’s in a bit then off to midnight mass later, followed by the opening of ‘Santa gifts’. I always think it’s nice that different families have different Christmas traditions. My favourite Capes family tradition is the Christmas stocking. This is one that was started by my dad I think, making it feel extra special since his departure for lands heavenward. The recipe follows.

The Christmas stocking should be roughly the size of whatever gift bags they’re flogging in the shops this year.

It should be filled with a mixture of: a. Pointless gifts that are a good laugh. b. food. c. Less pointless gifts that might be useful given some stretch of the imagination. d. More food.

In the past we always opened out stockings on Christmas morning, then our ‘main’ presents after Christmas lunch. In more recent years (now me and Michelle are old enough to stay awake past 11) we’ve switched to opening the stocking gifts after midnight mass.

I usually enjoy singing along at midnight mass. This evening though (if I make it!) I’m afraid I’m going to be somewhat mute in order to avoid coughing attacks.

Assuming I don’t cough myself into some kind of coma Pete and I will be descending on the maternal household again for the ‘big day’ itself, I’m hoping if we take along some awesome board games mum will get the chance to join in rather than just tending to the turkey and spuds.

Pete taught me how to play dungeon defenders this morning. It’s kinda fun and I get to play as someone with a great ass and a crossbow. A win all around in my eyes.

Anyhow. /rambling

Have a good Christmas y’all.

Random… I know….

I know I’ve not updated here in a while, I’d apologise but i’m not sure anyone cares that much…anyhow, something (on twitter, natch) has been bugging me. Something that has been brought to my attention by someone who I follow who shall remain nameless.

Anyhow, said person is (I assume) a fan of a well known musical group whose names ends in ‘life’ and starts with ‘west’. Now… said group are not to my taste, but I don’t begrudge any person in their own personal musical taste… Now, while said person seems to be a well rounded, generally nice if a little bitchy occasionally, (but i’m sure she’d admit that herself if I’ve got her style of pen down as I think) fan of this group she has also through her tweets exposed me to the scary other world of the boyband fantypes.

To give an example, another nameless tweeter told someone they should kill themselves because they were the unfortunate messenger to bear the bad news that said group were doing no more press appearances?! No malice or owt in that particular statement, replied to with an (i’d hope) idle suggestion.

This brings me on to this whole ‘Celebrity Culture’ thing that really annoys me. Yes, I get it. I understand that celebrities are y’know… famous and shit. I do get that having a celeb (damn, I hate to abbreviate) as a follower or a friend (I mean an actual friend) or some shit may make you feel special. For me? no, i’d rather have friends who I know are good people, and by good I mean good of heart, not well behaved or famous enough that everyone is meant to love them, friends who remember my birthday, who come and cheer me up when i’m sad, who are always there on the end of the phone when I need to conduct an hour long bitching session…. I seriously doubt any ‘Celeb’ has the time to do this with me, and I wouldn’t expect them to.

So I say to those who are too busy worrying about that stuff, try to look at the people who care about you, not the people you’re vapidly trying to impress.

Maybe.

technology has silly names.

Hose?

 

 

One Ronnie

i work here? you?

another picture post I hear you say? oh well, deal with it. ’tis my blog! this is where i work. it’s a good place to work. mostly because it’s pretty. :-)

 

 

late? again? ALSO: DUCKS!

ok, so i’m not going to try and kid anyone into thinking i’ve been up all night. i just woke up, i know i should have blogged before i went to sleep, but i was having this whole existential crisis thing and it just got put on the back burner for  a bit.

Anyhow, i had planned another photo post, seeing as the lake just round the lane from my work has babyducks and babycoots and stuffs. stopped by yesterday (CAST AS TODAY) and took some photos.

 

 

Exercise? WTF?

so.. for those who don’t know what i look like, i’m a little overweight… well according to my doctor obese, but i have much distaste for the BMI scale that i’m not going to go in to right now.

i know i’d be healthier if i lost weight, the problem however is that i like eating and don’t like exercising.. show me a form of exercise that is enjoyable rather than painful and i’ll show you a calorific food that everyone hates.

i did 10 minutes on the exercise bike tonight, mostly to apease my mother, but additionally to make my legs ache and my throat hurt, ok, so those weren’t my intentions, but they were still the end results.

i know i’m not alone in my distaste for exercise. i just wish i could work out how to enjoy it better.

ikea

So hands up who loves Ikea, i know i do, to the extent where i will just go to Ikea for a wander if i’m in its locale. Don’t get me wrong, i am aware ikea is selling furniture for college kids and divorced men. (c/o Jonathan Coulton)

That said, i love their tables, cheap chairs, silly storage solutions that are completely impractical for anyone who cannot drill lots of holes in their walls, their TV units that only fit certain TVs, their chairs that…. well, i’d say they’re uncomfortable for anyone of average weight, but actually, they’re uncomfortable for everyone, aren’t they?

My favourite part of ikea is the kids section, i have a wooden train set and bowls and glasses from there. also a lil stuffed toy who is called rawr and lives on my desk.

in conclusion though, i’m sorry i said ikea sucks….

apprentices

So i’ve been watching the apprentice this year, I do enjoy it, not from a business perspective, or anything like that. just because it’s silly, reality TV and really shouldn’t be taken any other way.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not exactly “the only way is essex” territory, but take it at face value and it’s really all a big show, the keeping in of ‘annoying’ people (remember Stuart Baggs) the subtle cultivation then ignoration of relationships between contestants, the pulling people up against people that the know they won’t get on with. Actually thinking about that it’s like a mega version of Wife Swap.

Incidentally I used to love Wife Swap, but then they had that annoying one with that Lizzie lady or something? That put me off the whole idea.

Anyhow, i’ll continue watching The Apprentice You’re Hired. Night guys and gals.

donkeys, they have the best ears in the world…

I have always been an aficionado of fluffeh things. Kittens, hamsters, llamas, guinea pics etc. I find however that an oft forgetten category of fluffeh is Donkeys.

Donkeys have the best ears in the world, they turn like all the way around… not like a cat’s ears that just kinda flinch… proper rotation action…. In addition to the awesome ear thing… donkeys just don’t give a shit.. you poke a donkey…it’ll glare at you for 30 seconds then go back to eating grass… let’s face it, if donkeys drove instead of people… there really would be no road rage.

I once went to the donkey sanctury in Sidmouth. It were ace. I recommend it. Donkeys are the SHIT. :-D

Addictive gaming news.

i was all set up to write a lengthy article about how rubbish geese are tonight, but then i crawled into bed and it was comfy and i forgot and there was carcassonne (on iPhone!) and stuff and it all seemed to get rather ahead of me so naps seemend appropriate.

Anyhow, back to point. I (heart) iPhone games, they’re probably one of the best reasons as to why I will be getting an iPhone 4/4G/4Gs/5/whatever at the next launch date, some of my favourites include…

Carcassonne: The awesome board game converted to iPhone… yes please!

Words With Friends: C’mon… you love it really… ps, if you want to play me my username is nnubeh. :P

Hanging With Friends: Despite the morbid concept, rather enjoyable.

Tiny Tower: I can’t really work out why I keep playing  this, but it’s still enjoyable and stuffs so I shall keep going.

Facebook: what? that’s not a game? really?

Plants Vs. Zombies: I totally heart this game, not sure why, but i’ve played it through like at least 5-6 times.

 

That’s all I can think of for now, blame the sleepytiredness.

Someone at work called me Pickle today, i like that. So goodnight Pickles.